The funny state of chemistry

Eric Bittner, who has been a good source of humour for this blog, sent me an abstract for a chemistry paper. Do you think it is funny?
I actually did not laugh but groaned because it is a bit too close to the truth...
Actually, the chemistry abstract which made me laugh was this one, which was completely serious.

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  1. TonyMarch 4, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    The abstract link doesn't work (for me)

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  2. Space Case NinjaMarch 15, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    See the example template in this link: http://www.ichc2011.com/abstract-submission.asp

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